putting abs in the macabre
Fitness & Movement CLASSES for the living
You're going to live your whole life in your body *astral projectionists, you know we're not talking to you* so let's make a home in it! Move and groove to feel good, to feel the sweat, or to feel anything other than existential dread.
Online CLASS offerings
Coming Soon
〰️
Coming Soon 〰️
Yoga Flow & Research
Build your mobility, flexibility, and strength with classes that will leave you feeling warm and ready to tackle the day, or maybe even that guy over there
Power & Pulse
Get sweaty with this barre-inspired workout! We'll work those micro AND macro movements to build strength in all ranges.
Morbid Movement
If you enjoy meditative movement, you'll like this dance-inspired practice that gets you out of your head and into your body! It’s like a goth version of calithensics.
Momentum Mori!
It's a greeting, a warning, a lifestyle, and a vibe; it's movement, and movement is CHANGE in any direction you decide to go.
At Momentum Mori, you can expect weekly classes to get you movin' and groovin' through the best of times and the worst of times, through the good puns and the bad rhymes that Alexandra comes up with while lifting and stretching to define your own limits, if you have them.
Our philosophy is that movement is your birthright, and it's time to claim it! Whether you enjoy feeling the burn while lifting or pulsing at the bar, or whether you prefer to get gooey and inquisitive in your stretching, or if you're just curious about getting to know your body and its habits better, we've got something for you!